Meet Stanley, the only boar on the farm. He's huge! He also hasn't been performing the last month. He's supposed to spend a few weeks with two sows at a time to get them pregnant, but he's been in with these two girls for a month and there hasn't been any sign of them mating yet!
Stanley might be bigger than the ladies but you might not be surprised to learn that he doesn't wear the trousers. They used to have two boars on the farm, but one windy night over winter it was -30 degrees and the sows wouldn't let the boar into the shelter. He was out in the cold and wind all night and died of exposure.
So get your act together Stanley, you're now solely responsible for producing hundreds of piglets!
Oh, he has an obscenely large package by the way, I wanted to share it with you but I thought it was rude to take a picture of his arse.
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